What is it trying to say?

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You used to be able to use different colors to write with on WordPress. That facility disappeared some time ago from this free hosting site. It’s such a cheap-ass platform in that way but I’m a cheap-ass producer so I guess it fits.

I carved these up with a hand-held routing tool. Pretty cool little device, actually.

I don’t know whether I consider myself an artist any more than most people have some kind of desire to express themselves outside of the workplace environment. It’s a matter of making the time if you feel the inspiration or need to express something in a hard, tangible, way that doesn’t involve high temperature furnaces and a degree in metallurgy. Not that wood is hard like metal but it still wont yield like a carved banana would. Which brings me to the part I can’t be having and that’s fruit carving. No! Fruit is a food and should be at most cut up (but not carved into intricate designs that will only remain a memory. Or a magnetic imprint in an image storage device that gets lost or ends up in the trash.) then eaten. But, if by chance, it happens to have a thick coating of weapons grade Listeria bacteria on it then eating it would be dangerous. All the more dangerous if wrongly handled in the first place, I say! I don’t think people understand the risk they place themselves in when they tuck into a carved piece of fruit. No matter how up-market the venue may be. Have you seen the state of the cutlery used to make those cuts that could end in convulsions and soiled undergarments?!?

Rust is real people! You can’t just look in the other direction and pretend there’s a choir singing hallelujah. You just can’t. Name me one person in the last 100 years who have noticed pretending choirs?……… See!

We have been conditioned by TPTB that carved fruit is a sign that you’re moving up in the world when it could just so easily be the author of your unwitting doom. That’s if you don’t have the requisite bio-chemical skills and the necessary testing equipment to assay that fruit before you take that first fateful bite. Carrying that sort of equipment around can be difficult so if you’d like to go to my product page you can purchase a nice little kit that you can wheel about with ease. I’ll be adding more products as they present themselves to my industrious mind. Situational awareness comes at a price in this heavily undersold market. Don’t be caught with the wrong fruit in your mouth. Don’t delay. Only 478 easy payments. Kit contains: 50xFruit bags. 2xPad of lab request forms. Value!

No. Only a surgeon with years of experience cutting up fruit on their patients will do if I’m going to have someone carve my fruit! I’ll want that surgeon right there in the room, somewhere, at least.

See how bad carved fruit is? It’s bad. That I can tell you.

So, what point was I going to make this time? What earth shattering declaration am I going to make that will shake your very core beliefs? So much so that you have to sit back and go, “Wow, that was earth shattering and I’ll have to fuck off to a Monastery for a month or so and get some monks to whip me.” Ok! Give me some time to lead up to it. If I blab it out straight away without contextualizing around my reveal it might lose some of it’s ecclesiastical power. Mind altering statements have to be draped in the vestments of intellectual power that I just can’t seem to find at the moment. Royal vestments seem to fool most of the people most of the time but religious relics posing in Facebook as investment gurus is one I’m working on for my product store. It’s called “ap my ‘vestment” It’s for the more down-market investor who finds his best chance at making enough money to play the markets in the first place is to dress up in some vestments and hang out in wine bars trawling for a confession or two.

Some interesting conversations can be had. But not there. Interesting conversations have to be viewed or listened to at least 100 000 times before they can be considered interesting and that just isn’t gonna happen with these conversations. Can you imagine the uproar from the deaf when they get no word of this at all?

I’ll leave you with the thought that as this blog doesn’t have the ability to fly unaided it will take the underground instead.

Later.

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Hacking by Cartoon; A new form of CRIME! that we should’ve seen from the start!

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We, at Illuminati Central (Affiliates of Comedy Central), have been trying to get these bastards for some time.

Boldly they parade their credentials as stalwarts against the subliminal messaging we are ramming into you from all corners of our communications industry!

Here’s just one example of this full frontal assault on our ability to manipulate your minds into accepting the Hierarchy……

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….Disgusting!

This is an affront to each and every one of us who consider themselves to be part of the Great Work that is to follow the unspoken orders from the Hierarchy.

No one need to misinterpret these words as you all know (who are in the know!) the consequences cannot be avoided for misapplication of our priorities!

You will find yourself out in the cold of a stalled career and post of friends and shunned/dis-invited from the select events you once were so thrilled to attend.

We have meted out all of this to this particular scoundrel but he just wont go away!

We’re going to have to redefine the meaning of madness because of this!

Don’t forget to obsess over all the numbers and symbols we put out to keep all the conspiracy analysis’s thinking they can “crack our code”! We have many codes and chaos figures prominently in most of them. Not a concept and structure normal people know how to decipher! Ha, ha, ha!

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Seems like we have another panel from this miscreant character assassin.

He may think he can appropriate our technology with a simple cartoon characterization but we here at the Deep State of Stupidity have already placed a number of these devices into our embassy’s around the world. Which embassy’s?

We intend to spin-up the energy levels of this entire planet through our network of plasma-field injectors so that we can remove our need to be kept within the confines of only one reality.

The nerds at C.E.R.N… I mean boof-heads….sorry, boffins have been working on an app for recovering the social skills they never had in the first place enabling them to work as a team without becoming so annoying to each other that they spend all their research time plotting the destruction of their colleagues and strangers.

While they are preoccupied with such profoundly sad people and their need to be loved and respected by their puppet-masters we have siphoned off enough pure science to develop a weapon so destructive yet compact it can be hidden within a sentence.

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Now while we are happy with our progress, so far, we are still trying to hijack everything that is good and decent and spinning it 180 degrees to convince the worlds population that war is a necessary part of instituting a world order that will be a benefit to all who are left at the end of it.

It’s not been 100% effective so far and I think we can look to the blasted internet and it’s inability to exclude radical thinkers and creators of subversive garbage like this ‘Uncle-Daddy’ travesty. We can crack the smart bastards with the lure of money, power, sex, etc, but some of these clowns are so stupid they don’t even realize what’s being offered. Random behavior is difficult to control but we’re working on it with our implants, wi-fi, A.I., and Quantum computing.

Once we’ve done that and removed the present reality and replaced it with a computer generated one we will be a step closer to our goal, popularity…..damn-it! I mean ‘Singularity’.

Transmission ended in transition for the Elite.